besst road to recovery: redd’s apple ale, right thurr my friends we all know its good for you. It was sittng in my fridge looking quie task and i fortgot tyo also check labels to see if vcodin is okay to tak ewith talvhol oh well
OHH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
I FORGTO TOYU AREN NOT SUPPOSEDLY TO TAKE ALE WIHT YOUR DRUGS MY MOTHER ALWSY TEOLD ME
besst road to recovery: redd’s apple ale, right thurr my friends we all know its good for you. It was sittng in my fridge looking quie task and i fortgot tyo also check labels to see if vcodin is okay to tak ewith talvhol oh well
#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
What I am learning: you can reach great points in life if you only try, commit, and practice.
Learning new things never gets old.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
- JETTTTT
- Im on drugs.
- and carrot juice.
- : D
- i just learned that if a stranger offers you drugs,
- say thank you, drugs are expensive.
To Canada!
A conversation my friend and I had on Yahoo Messenger
Friend: How do you even explain something like this?
Friend: Shark-rhino-whale. xD
Me: Alien Shark xD That’s it
Friend: I’ll tell you how to describe it, “Fuck. That. Shit.”
Friend: How screwed would New York be if tony was just like “Nope.” xDD If he woulda just flew to Canada or some shit. xD
Me: Tony: Nope ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
Friend: TO CANADA! ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ Have fun with your alien sharks, bitches!
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